"Regrettably, there was an incident that led to a surprising nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Precautions have been implemented to ensure this won't happen again." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "Rest assured, we are taking this matter seriously."
