haven't got the ability to obtain garbage inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have a single valueless matter during living within Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to have a single excrement within the state of. No nonsense to be found in these parts, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within OH.
Sadly, I am devoid of the aptitude to obtain a single waste during the time staying within Ohio. No rubbish to be found around here, unfortunately. I am missing any matter inside OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to have a single rubbish while located in Ohio. There is no crap to be found within Ohio, sadly. I am unable to possess any excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am
restricted to obtain a single junk while living inside the state of Ohio. No waste for me, alas. I lack any of substance in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to acquire even a single feces while living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in Ohio, sadly. I can't own even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to obtain the slightest bit of nonsense whilst residing inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement in the great state of Ohio.